probably we should at least feed something

do you think feral cats can taste disappointment

if we feed feral cats on our corpses, do you think it is better to be fit and lean and really healthy meat cut-wise or obese but able to feed 300 percent more feral cats

will feral cats want us to die outdoors or will they enjoy breaking into our apartments for sport

after eating our corpses, will feral cats nap in the sun or in the dark

can feral cats get seasonal affective disorder and require full-spectrum light therapy

if we feed feral cats on our corpses, will they be more or less feral

are feral cats attending community college adult education classes to become objectively less feral

will feral cats actually eat our corpses or will they sell them to medical schools and use the money to buy organic produce and rarer kinds of coffee bean

why don't feral cats write us anymore

will we be unable to relate to feral cats

will feral cats be embarrassed of us around other feral cats but feel really bad about this later; will feral cats complain we are not enough like feral cats even though secretly they dislike other feral cats

will we make feral cats feel guilty and then will feral cats be too sad to eat our corpses

will feral cats feel sad and call our corpses from the phone in their hotel room but then get frustrated with our response and say, i don't even know why i called